January 2012
40 posts
mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
I'm sick of my friends, I don't even want to go...
The hottest guy ever deleted his facebook, i think i’m gonna cry ):
When girls overdose on makeup...
Straight guys: Mila Kunis is so hot
Gay guys: Mila Kunis is so hot
Straight girls: Mila Kunis is so hot
Gay girls: Mila Kunis is so hot
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
I have the best mom in the world.
She saw pictures from New Years Eve and freaked out.
We sat down together today and talked about everything.
I confessed to everything that i’ve done.
She sat there and accepted it, she didn’t freak out, yell at me, ground me, or anything.
She told me she understood, and she did the same thing when she was younger.
I’m so happy to have a...
It's like this random Myspace playlist knows me
It’s playing the best songs.
December 2011
202 posts
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Hannah Montanna: NOBODY'S PERFECT
Sleeping With Sirens Fan: Clearly you haven't heard of Kellin Quinn...